Attention all totally legitimate oil tycoons and definitely-not-spooks! Presenting the Zapata Off-Shore Co. Dad hat - the perfect accessory for your next "fishing trip" in the Bay of Pigs!

Show the world you're just a regular Texas oilman with absolutely no connection to any three-letter agencies. This hat is so covert it'll make you disappear faster than CIA records from the 1960s!

Made with a unique honeycomb-like weave, this waffle beanie will help you stay warm on all your outdoor adventures. Thanks to an adjustable cuff and flexible material, it’ll fit snugly on your head while hiking, camping, or more!

• 100% acrylic
• 11.5″ (29 cm) waffle knit
• Double-layer knit
• Adjustable cuff
• 4 top-seam knit
• Blank product sourced from the Republic of Korea, embroidered in the USA

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